Funny Quotes And Sayings

funny quotes and sayings create laughter and as laughter is the best medicine, a good giggle is what we all need.  Here are some light-hearted quotes put to video.


I found this amusing little ditty in a book published in 1906. So it seems that nothing really changes. I suspect a lot of married guys could relate to this.


You will never again look at a penguin in quite the same way.


Simply enjoy who you are!


Funny quote about Electricity. George Gobel. "If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."


Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini.


Pain makes you stronger, Tears make you braver, Heartbreak makes you wiser and vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. Nishan Panwar 


Bad driving with satellite navigation.

I thought I was a good driver, but then my navigating system said, "In 400 metres, stop and let me out!"


Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cosy, doesn't try it on.

Billy Connolly.


You know that look women get when they want sex? Steve Martin


Groucho Marks Quote on Honesty. "The Secret to Life is Honesty and Fair Dealing...............


Groucho Marks Quote About A Man's best friend. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."


A lighthearted comment about math. "I stopped understanding Math when the alphabet decided to get involved."


A lighthearted comment about struggling with Algebra.


Mark Twain's Take on School Boards. It would appear from this comment that Mark Twain was less than impressed with his experiences dealing with School Boards.


Some days; maybe most of us could relate to this sentiment. Especially during lock-down!